Men Are Marvelous Creatures

If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don't, he patiently waits
If you praise him, he says thanks you
If you don't. he feels secure in your love
If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don't, you still get along
If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don't, he will visit you instead
If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you don't, you are still beautiful
If you are jealous, he reassures you and hold you and holds you
If you 're not, he gives you no reason to be
If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you off your feet
If you don't, he will love you from afar
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you
If you are a minute late, he is grateful for you arrival
If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If he is visited by another woman, we are secure that he loves only you
If you kiss him once in a while, he is appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind
If he failsto help you in crossing the street, you know you're a big girl
If he does, he shows that he will always be there for you
If you stare at another man, he knows that you are only admiring
If he is stared at by other women, you know why he is one hot babe
If you talk, he will always listen
If you listen, he will tell you anything you want to know